Cut Finger Joke
She picks up the phone and she hears a voice.:
- I'il be there in two days.
Two days later the phone comes back this time:
- I'il be there in two hours.
This time the phone rings again:
- I'il be there in a minute.
The woman starts to fear and she goes through for a minute, and the bell rings, and the woman opens the door with fear and she hears a sound like this::
-Do you have a Band-Aid?